WELCOME TO MY WORLD

toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

(Source: toocooltobehipster)


whodie:

*drops phone*
Me: shit u good bruh
Phone: yeah fam I’m aight


pizza:

when you’re stalking someone on instagram and double tap one of their pictures to zoom in but end up liking it

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icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows


allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden


snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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